China, Chapter 5: We’d like to check out, and then transfer everything from one suitcase to another right here in the middle of the lobby
March 9th, 2010
The color of these pearls is cool, but the luster is terrible-and the bracelet was... just OK. Nix it!
Well, our last day in China was pretty hectic. Shannon and I woke up around 6:30 to have breakfast and pack before our tailor would arrive to our room at 10, so we could try on our clothes, check out, run to the markets one last time, and then catch a plane to the US.
It would be tight, but nothing opens until 10, so we were up, dressed and ready at 8:30… and just sat in the hotel room watching the English channel that is broadcasting a segment on the worst plane crashes in history. I think the hotel plays that segment on every traveler’s last day so they will be too scared to fly and stay an extra night.

Our Rhett Earrings in black, for sale in China... I'm flattered!
Well, now it’s 9am, and the next program is a documentary on pigeon racing. Fascinating sport. I really wanted #13 pigeon to win, but he did not. It was a sad tale. On the segment, we saw the whole process: from #13’s brith, to its training, to even its brief kidnapping by the mafia for ransom. But when it was time for the final, big race, #13 just wasn’t as fast as all the other pigeons. The trainer was dissapointed, but brushed it off with a little Kaoraoke and was ready for the next season. Here, check out the YouTube teaser: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adELd8RqTyk
Finally, around 9:55, we rememnber that we have no money to pay our tailor. We run down to the ATM, and all 3 are out of order until someone comes to put money in at 10am. Again, that 10am timeframe is constraining! We finally get some kuai, and call the concierge to be sure we haven’t missed our tailor. Doesn’t seem like it.

Hmmm... another No-Go!
Around 10:20 the tailor shows up, and 2 of my dresses are just perfect! The shirt I had made, however, looks like a flower child’s remdition of something worn in Urban Cowboy. Shannon ordered a long, white lace skirt that hits the floor with beige lining, a green dress that reminds us of the nightgown worn by the father in, ”Twas the Night Before Christmas, and a fabulous shirt that I am going to borrow on a weekly basis.
So, we send our tailor back out to fix my confused shirt and her dress-gone-nightie
When we tell him we’re leaving in 3 hours for the airport, he does a hand-to-the-head, fall-into-the-chair, kind of move and says there is no way. I then explain that we are going to the US with or without these pieces, and suddenly, he says it’s possible.
So he heads out, and around 11am we go make our last few stops at the markets. I am in search of a suitcase, as the pull-up handle on my carry-on… just keeps pulling up. I REALLY want the lime green Samsonite hard case, but have a feeling that might get flagged in customs… so I choose a conservative, brown suitcase and get charged way too much as they can tell I’m in a hurry.

Go, pigeons, go!
We head back to the hotel to meet the tailor one last time, and to switch the entire contents of one suitcase to another. We had already checked out, so all of this happened in the middle of the main lobby.
Clothes are perfect. Suitcase is awesome, and we hail a cab that is immediately run into by a new driver in an SUV. They argue for a while, in the rain, and Shannon and I are worried we’re going to miss our flight. We hop out of the cab and ask him to pop his trunk so we can find another cab. He’s yelling at us to stay inside, and yelling at the other driver… and then at us again… and finally when he is pretty sure we are going to pop the trunk ourselves and take our luggage out he puts on a smile and gets in the car ready to drive. Very odd.
At the ariport, it was a breeze checking in and getting through security. My trick is to avoid the economy class line is to simply get in the 3 person line for First Class. It works everytime.
We had some lunch and a bottle of wine in a cafe while we waited for all the other passengers who were waiting in the long lines to file in. We were sure to purchase large waters for 45 kuai each (almost 10 American dollars) to ensure we would not dehydrate on the plane.
As we go through the First Class boarding line, (we are sitting in coach), they tell us that we cannot have liquids on the plane-even if we bought them in the airport, and even if they were 100 RMB. So, Shannon and I move to the side and proceed to drink a half liter of Evian in about 6 minutes-as the economy class line is filing into the plane.
I’ve scored us aisle seats for the flight back, and we rest the whole flight. The plane from Newark to Atlanta is tiny, cramped and has no blankets… so that was rough.
Shannon and I arrive in Atlanta at 11pm. I get dropped off at my apartment and take a long bath and put in DVDs of the Office to fall asleep. That never happens, and at 7am this morning I am finally feeling tired. I rest all day, and am determined to be in bed by midnight tonight. Wish me luck!
Ashley

















